Leatheralls

I'm a jumper girl. Mostly because I like to stuff my face with foods that have strangers running up to me with questions about when I'm due. NAGL when you're not really expecting. Jumpers take care of that. You can literally have your cake, pie, cool whip, candy bar, soda, beer, wine and eat it too! Now, imagine all of that with a little bit of leather...

Not quite the kink I know you had in mind (not judging), but leatheralls! Get. IN. These were seen at Phillip Lim's 2013 resort presentation, and yes they are the bomb.com/canigetapair. I really dig how they're styled, and I will be experimenting very soon...

To see more of Lim's Resort looks head over to Style.com.

Not Stripper Shoes

I haven't blogged in so long that this feels sort of foreign. I don't know what to say. Really, I don't. So instead of saving this to my many many drafts due my lack of intelligent things to say about pretty much anything, I'll go ahead and tell you about my latest obsession, clear stripper shoes. We all saw this trend emerge on the runways of spring 2012, and I'll admit I wasn't really digging it. I just couldn't picture my big ass feet in clear shoes. It also took me back to 'the summer of 94 (I think) when I damn there died because my 2nd pair of  smelly jellies had fallen apart as I was running down the stairs. I'm sure I'll see that story on Spike TV real soon. These shoes have grown on me. I think my big ass feet could be happy in them after all.  Peep below.

Jeffrey Campbell Soiree, my pick for the baller on a budget aka ME!

3.1 Phillip Lim Cody d'Orsay Heels. Enter Gwen Stefani Rich Girl chorus.

Loving these Aquascutum oxfords

I can few the summer dew between my toes already (EW!)