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Robin Wilson
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Boarding for Antifash Airways (First Class)

A week ago Journalist and Twitter warrior Dream Hampton tweeted:

Dream's tweet inspired my own daydreams of sorts. What would my airline attendants wear? Yohji is dope, but in my dream I'm decked in Yohji and the attendants can't look like me dammit!  I eventually came to the conclusion that my attendants would wear...

K E N ZO 

of course!

Because, why the hell not? I thought back to this look from the pre fall 2012 collection, and while the hat may be more fit for a train conductor, it's just perfect for Antifash Airways!

What would attendants on your airline rock?

Temptress Tilda

Tilda Swinton, photographed by Tim Walker for W Magazine May 2013, styled by Jacob K

All hail the Queen.

HediHate

Ok ok, I don't hate the guy. I just don't agree with what he's doing at YSL and I want him to leave.

Take a walk with me for a sec... You're asked to house sit one of the sickest houses on your block- a historic landmark. You've stalked loved this house since you first laid eyes on it, so needless to say you're stoked. The owners are cool and even allow you to have a few guests over while they're away.  Do you:

A.) Throw a $450,000 crack party while painting the house black, then burn it to a single ash?

B.) Have a few guests over making sure to tidy up after they leave?

C.) Write Redrum on each of the doors with your finest rouge so they know it's real?

Now doesn't A seem eerily similar to what's going on right now at YSL?

I don't have a problem with this "grunge/rocker chic" 90's resurgence. I welcome it. The fall 2013 collection wasn't the worst I've seen, however it did not speak to the classic YSL woman we all know and love (and still exists). This new "Saint Laurent" is such a far departure from the apparent vision Yves had for his brand that it's disrespectful. I'm here for subtle changes and updates to a namestake, but I will not celebrate shitting on a legend. 

I'm Back!

A few things:

1. I hate Hedi (much more on that later).

2. I'm even more obsessed with Rei Kawakubo after reading her Style.com interview (I secretly read it every night before I go to bed).

3. Number 2 is obviously no longer a secret.

4. I don't hate Alexander Wang (anymore).

5. A few is usually classified as 3-4  so I should really stop here.

Stay tuned for more!!

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Lifted from Style.com

Dare to Wear Commes des Garçons

No one is touching Taylor Tomasi Hill in the style game, as evidenced by her effortless ability to rock these Commes des Garçons shorts from the Fall 2012 runway at NYFW.

"Who do you know, who do you know??"

Who is she...

...And what is she wearing? 

I spotted her on Style.com and I gotta know! Any deets?

Paper or Plastic?

I never thought I'd see the day when the bags I carry groceries and tomorrow's lunch would be dipped in leather and deemed chic. End times? Perhaps. I spotted the corner store shopper early 2011. It was designed by LA based designer/art director Hassan Rahim for Cast of Vices and it retails for just under $200. I think it's a pretty ill handbag, but I wouldn't oppose going down to the local bodega and filling it up with a 6 pack goodies. Purchase at castofvices.com.

I've been obsessing over the Jil Sander bag since seeing it on the Men's Fall/Winter runway earlier this year. I browsed the net for a knockoff something similar and found some good contenders. It's a  gnarly bag, great for storing all types of things (if you only knew what I was thinking)... I also saw some lame interesting DIY bags. I'm now convinced Jil Sander wants to encourage the crafty cathy in us all as evidenced by this other very popular DIY. Unfortunately my crafty cathy has broken both arms, so yeah. You can get your hands on the actual bag for a cool 630 smackaroos at mrporter.com.

Fall 2012 Couture Style Stars

Vika Gazinskaya, Miroslava Duma, Ulyana Sergeenko, Elena Perminova, Fall Couture 2012 by Mr. Newton

I feel like there needs to be one of those style quizzes to accompany this photo, "Which Couture style star are you?" or something along those lines. I can't seem to decide whose getup I dig the most at this moment.  Which style star are you? 

Check out more Fall Couture 2012 street style at Harper's Bazaar.com.

Mirror Mirror on Your Face...

...Who's got style, and who's got grace?  You, me, and she the mirror said. That is, if you're rocking what we are. Follow me? 

A. "Crap Nuddie Mag" sunnies from Surfstich.com B. "Round sunglasses w/mirrored lens" from ASOS.com C. "Spitfire Babet in Black & Gold Frame/Blue Mirror Lens" from Revolveclothing.com D. "Round Sunglasses with Metal Bridge Detail and Revo Lens" from ASOS.com  E. "Colored plastic wayfarer sunglasses with revo lens" from 80spurple.com F. "The Human Fly - Gloss White w/ Green Reflective Lenses" from Crapeyewear.com.

*Bonus/Splurge to get sunnies like this chic lady shop Westwardlearing.com

Leatheralls

I'm a jumper girl. Mostly because I like to stuff my face with foods that have strangers running up to me with questions about when I'm due. NAGL when you're not really expecting. Jumpers take care of that. You can literally have your cake, pie, cool whip, candy bar, soda, beer, wine and eat it too! Now, imagine all of that with a little bit of leather...

Not quite the kink I know you had in mind (not judging), but leatheralls! Get. IN. These were seen at Phillip Lim's 2013 resort presentation, and yes they are the bomb.com/canigetapair. I really dig how they're styled, and I will be experimenting very soon...

To see more of Lim's Resort looks head over to Style.com.

Not Stripper Shoes

I haven't blogged in so long that this feels sort of foreign. I don't know what to say. Really, I don't. So instead of saving this to my many many drafts due my lack of intelligent things to say about pretty much anything, I'll go ahead and tell you about my latest obsession, clear stripper shoes. We all saw this trend emerge on the runways of spring 2012, and I'll admit I wasn't really digging it. I just couldn't picture my big ass feet in clear shoes. It also took me back to 'the summer of 94 (I think) when I damn there died because my 2nd pair of  smelly jellies had fallen apart as I was running down the stairs. I'm sure I'll see that story on Spike TV real soon. These shoes have grown on me. I think my big ass feet could be happy in them after all.  Peep below.

Jeffrey Campbell Soiree, my pick for the baller on a budget aka ME!

3.1 Phillip Lim Cody d'Orsay Heels. Enter Gwen Stefani Rich Girl chorus.

Loving these Aquascutum oxfords

I can few the summer dew between my toes already (EW!) 

Met Gala 2012

I may be a day late and a dollar short (maybe a few more) , but I have an opinion too dammit! Let's jump right in.
Solange Knowles killed it!

Get a gander at that arm. Her bracelets are by Lady Grey Jewelry and yes I am obsessed. Solo's look was flawless, and my fav of the night.

Another one of my favs was Rooney Mara. There could not have been a better pairing than Rooney in Givenchy. It's like the perfect marriage without all the weird shit behind closed doors. The grass really is greener on the other side of that fence. Sheer perfection.

I can't say I was all that impressed by the rest of the Met attendee's this year. There were quite a few questionable looks. I'll spare you from the rant about sicko and barbie arms (still love 'em but...yeah). 

I'll exit with...

Oh, Anja. Here's hoping hips do in fact lie. 

Cheers!

Summer Style

Dree Hemingway's Coachella Mulberry BBQ pool party ensemble has the wheels spinning. Yes, the print reminds me of a kitchen towel set from Ross (sorry Dolce & Gabbana), but the silhouette is what I'm loving. I kinda want to trot around the city in a bustier and belted midi poplin skirt the whole summer. Aside from the chili cook off apron print, I really dig this look. I will be recreating this silhouette along with this one from the same runway all season long.

Problem Solved

Please See Figure 1

Here's how I did it:

Play around with the boa for the desired effect. It took me a little while, but I finally got it.

AND I managed to keep all my limbs in tact =D

This won't be the last you see of these.... Stay tuned!

Robz Sweatshirt

I like going out and dressing up, but 99.9% of the time sometimes I prefer to lounge around the house in a sweatshirt. The warmer weather is upon us (well in TX), so sweatshirt days are pretty much over. Le Sigh. Not to worry, the Fall 2012 collections provided awesome sweatshirt options for next go round. These ain't your brothers old digs either. These things are damn there wedding appropriate.

Balenciaga, Givenchy, Francesco Scognamiglio, Celine, Parabal Gurung

Wedding Crashers sweatshirt edition starring Robz Sweatshirt donning the finest space age King Tut sweatshirt money can buy.

Join a weird trip bitches!

Rapper Style

Italian Vogue says rapper style is making a comeback next season. Interesting... In any case, does this mean I can replicate this Veronica Webb Elle cover look + pose in every photo?

Yes.

Not a Pastel Gal

I dig the soft sorbet palette of spring 2012, but I must admit I'm not a pastel kinda gal. I am just now making a real effort to break out of my all black everything wardrobe... I think pastel's summon a certain type of woman; a sugar and spice and everything nice kind of a girl. I'm more of a liquorice, and rum, and dance to the beat of my drum kind of a girl (yes, I just made that up lol). I could never pull it off. The one article of clothing I do own in a softer shade is my beloved pink pouf. It's a darling full midi skirt that I plan on pairing with a bralet of sorts this spring. You know we liquorice girls have to find some way to slut up an outfit.

I love the Nineties

90s CK ad

I'll admit I'm having a full on nineties moment. I realize it's the least appreciated decade, but I would be lying if I said I hated it. I was born in the late mid eighties, but I consider myself a nineties kid. I didn't really get a chance to experience nineties fashion at an age where I was able to purchase my own clothes, so blame it. I imagine being twenty...something at the height of the supermodel, and taking all of my cues from Naomi & Kate. I imagine hauling my backpack purse to countless ATCQ shows and music fests, and pissing my neighbors off as I blast All I Wanna Do for the umpteenth time on a Friday evening. The Life...

Anthony Vaccarello

Alexander Wang

 Tibi

  

3.1 Phillip Lim

The Spring 2012 collections were filled with small nods to the nineties. Designer Phillip Lim said, "I'm a child of the nineties. Your references are what you grew up with." While I'd like to forget JNCO jeans ,and scrunchies count me in for nineties chic minimalism a la CK and sexy, sleek dresses reminiscent of the late great Gianni Versace. 

I guess I can halt the production on  that time machine. For Now...